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Under the Sign of Libra: 20 Crypto Jokes – Cryptonews

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This was a massive week for crypto. The announced Libra coin, with its Colibra wallet, caused a torrent of opinions, and even some apprehension that Libra might be trying to take the Lord of the Crypto status from Bitcoin. The fact almost everybody agrees on is that, one way or another, Libra will produce an impact that will be felt across the cryptoverse. Let’s wait and see what that’ll be, especially with all the regulatory hurdling Facebook’s got to do. Bitcoin will not be defeated by the news of other coins, however. It crossed the USD 9,000 milestone once again last weekend and is nearing USD 10,000.

That’s far from all! Major crypto companies’ executives will meet representatives of G20 to defend their trading business from a new data gathering rule, major broker in the global financial markets entered cryptoworld (welcome TP ICAP), and we learned that nine American companies are among the world’s top 10 blockchain patent acquirers. And while BNB’s fate on Binance US is uncertain, XRP jumped upon the news of Ripple and MoneyGram partnership. Speaking of Ripple, South Korean leading exchange joined Ripple’s cross-border payment network. Speaking of South Korea now, a major crypto exchange was indicted, accused of leaking users’ financial info. Some reported alleged fake news about BCH collapsing, others found that our crypto might’ve been in danger prompting a rare Firefox zero-day, and others-others discovered ”an all alarming vulnerability” in Libra, which cryptoverse naturally used for some lighthearted fun. With all that’s been happening, experts are warning newbies about FOMO and incoming scams. Oh, speaking of scams – Quadriga was apparently a fraudulent exchange all along.
And now, some positive, uncomplicated news: lightning network is on the roll, Circle K begins Bitcoin ATM pilot, Tom Lee has a higher price target for bitcoin and Binance aims to have at least two exchanges per continent. Now, how brilliant is that!

You asked for it, you wanted it, nay, you need it, and you came for it – the jokes. Libra and Bitcoin edition.

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Again! And also still! Or it’s over USD 10K already?

Source: bitcoinmemes / Reddit

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It’s a simple matter of educating oneself and the others really.

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Watch the latest reports by Block TV.

Huh? Who? What-what? Oh!

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Interestingly, to people who refer to all crypto as ‘Bitcoin’, this also makes sense, just in a different way.

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And that one time you got stuck in a lift…you know full well and so does Facebook.

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Look, there are multiple dimensions out there, who knows which one we’re stuck in. 2022 will tell.

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Predictions, predictions everywhere!

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Source: blame_coin / Instagram

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Hah! Oh, come on now, it’s objectively funny.

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Source: jaggedsoft / Reddit

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Oh, look. A gift in the form of a gigantic, wooden horsie! How nice!

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So this is what begging will look like in the future. Not even a couple of satoshis, but a full BTC? Choosing beggars are everywhere.

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Please, send us 1 bitcoin and we’ll send you 2!

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Oh, that’s just details, AOC…

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When you don’t want a consolation hoodie, but you also kind of think it looks like a good quality one that would keep you warm during a crypto winter.

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Adoption, sir! Think of all that sweet, sweet adoption!

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The circle of centralization! It’s so clear now!

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Source: TurtleRain / Twitter

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It seems he’s got the support of Scorpios.

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One for the road.

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Source: cryptomemes.us / Instagram

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Yup!

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Source: Allotta-Money / Reddit

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Crypto Jam.

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So, just to be clear….

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Have a good weekend!

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